Seriously? Michelle Duggar is pregnant AGAIN????
This will be her 20th kid.
I am not religious but someone mentioned in the bible there is an excerpt that says "be fruitful and multiply."
I think that was for those flying gnat things that mysteriously appear on bananas after a few days and procreate into the hundreds within hours.
Gross.
Clearly the Duggars DO believe everything they read.
Michelle Duggar is 45 years old, only five years younger than me. I was 38 when I had my ONLY child and that pregnancy was a nightmare come true. I was not built to be pregnant and I was actually thankful 27 different ways to Texas for the emergency c-section because the thought of pushing something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a keyhole was just incomprehensible to me. Stretches out my ass.
I read a comment by someone who said Michelle Duggar's uterus is just going to drop out of her in the grocery line one of these days.
I'm going to have nightmares now.
Let's be serious: She is 45 years old. Medically and statistically speaking, she has put herself (again) in a high risk situation -- both for herself and for her unborn child. And I think the latter is just over the top selfish and completely reckless disregard for human life. And she and her husband are supposed to be "religious?"
And correct me if I am wrong but one of her kids already has kids of his/her own? And how many are they going to have? Is this one of those "and she had a baby, and that baby grew up and had a baby, and THAT baby had a baby, and then they ALL had babies, and THOSE babies grew up and had babies?"
Yuck. I'm dizzy just reading what I wrote!
Michelle, the world is overpopulated as it is and you just keep running up the numbers because clearly you don't know what "just say no" means and and it's against your religious beliefs that (gack) your husband wear an umbrella to, um "reign in the white rain."
Gack. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
It's hard enough for me being a single parent and raising one child. Lucky you Michelle that because of your obsessive compulsive disorder called IBPFMOML (I've Been Pregnant For Most Of My Life) (and that's just wrong on every level of human existence) and because you have populated the world with even more children, TLC pays you and your husband ridiculous sums of money to follow you around to see how you raise 19 kids (and people actually watch this).
Me and Michelle Duggar share a common bond: We are both moms. But that's where the similarities end.
And I am absolutely undeniably confident that my uterus will NEVER fall out of me while I am standing in the grocery line.
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